My 2nd Dream about Tyra and Beyonce

In this dream I'm in a big bouncy house with Tyra and Beyonce and they are wearing silky nightgowns and jumping up and down. They are smiling and laughing and looking at me all flirty. I start bouncing up and down too and laughing. I look down and I'm wearing a silky nightgown. I felt really stupid and tried to cover up with a small dog that was running around in the bounce house.

I look up and they are looking at me like I'm some kind of weirdo or something. They stop jumping and Tyra says, "you are the guy with the dirty socks." I looked down and my socks were all covered with dirt stains. Busted.

She says "give me back my cat." The little dog had turned into a basket of kittens and I handed them to Tyra. She gave me a dirty look and then left.

I tried to follow and called out "I'm sorry Tyra I didn't know the kitties were yours." She didn't answer.

Whenever I dream about Tyra I always blow it. It starts out great and then falls apart. Just because I had on dirty socks and a nightgown is no reason to act mean. She treats me so weird, like she thinks I'm a nut.

Anyway I'm all worried and wondering what I can do to make her happy. I see her car in the parking lot. Somebody wrote wash me in the dust on the window.

I want Tyra to like me. I see a hose on the ground so I turn on the water and start washing her car. I had a soapy sponge in my hand and things are going well until I notice the paint is washing off (down to the primer). It's peeling off and falling on the ground in wet hunks.

I hear a voice say, Hey! What are you doing? I look down and Tyra is sitting in her car and her hair is all soaked and paint chunks are in her hair.

I had no idea she was sitting in her car.

Then she says she is calling the police and I am going to have to pay for her car and her hair.

I say how sorry I am but she would not listen.

I drop the hose and start running but my legs feel like lead.

An old security guard yells STOP! I keep going and he grabs my leg. I try to shake him but he won't let go.

I wake up all out of breathe, all sweaty and I'm tangled up in my sheets, my underwear is giving me a really bad wedgie, and my dog is trying to hump my leg.

I'm so glad to be home.


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I had a dream about Tyra and Beyonce the other night....

I dreamed that I was going to meet Tyra Banks at her house.

Then I was climbing up some really shaky wooden stairs to an old run-down house and I went into a door at the top.

Tyra Banks and Beyonce were there.

They were bouncing on a trampoline, and wearing nothing but short, silky nightgowns.

They smiled and said they liked me a lot. (They said it like Jim Carey in Dumb and Dummer. A lott). Then they said they just wanted to have some fun with me.

They wanted to tickle me and made me lie down on a couch.

First Tyra tickled me with a big feather and, kept asking if I liked it. I was laughing tee he he so hard I couldn't speak. Every time I would try to answer her she would tickle me some more. I kept trying to answer her but no words would come out.

Then Tyra wanted me to take off my shoes so she could tickle my feet. I told her I had to walk home and I couldn't take them off because my socks were dirty and I didn't want her to see.

When I looked up she was gone. I don't know what happened to Beyonce, but there was a deep butt imprint in the couch.

I thought for sure it was from Beyonce.

I smelled the cushion and it smelled like cheetos, cigars and farts. Then I realized it was my butt imprint not Beyonce's. Gross.

I went outside to see if I could find them.

I had to slide down the rickety stairs on my butt, so I wouldn't fall.
I went bumping down the stairs on my Butt. Bump...Bump...Bump.

Then I was outside in a big yard and I chased a big fluffy bunny.
I couldn't catch it and it made me cry...when I woke up I was whimpering and calling bunny, bunny, bunny...

Next time Tyra wants to tickle me I'll wear clean socks.

Barney Doodle



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